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Able Demotivational Poster


COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!


TAGS: baby babies cosplay cosplaying naruto sasuke cute adorable omfg lulz happyface
Rating: 2.88/5

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Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 2:10 pm
technically it'd be kunai even more technically, they'd never kill each other
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 5:52 pm
Awww, they're rivals...now someone throw in a knife!


SAVE THE VEGETABLES -




1st Class Wannabe -


TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
UP, UP and AWAAAAAAAY!!!!
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours


IN CASE OF EMERGENCY - 1. Move Beer 2. Break Glass


TAGS: table beer emergency
Rating: 4.72/5

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Nissta - August 27, 2012, 5:39 pm
NO drink the Beer and break the glass with the empty bottle


PLANNING AHEAD - Hey, let's cut the roof off our car so we can haul the motorcycle around when it's too wet to ride.




dad's revenge -


TAGS: star trek klingon minions despicable me
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 17, 2014, 2:15 pm
Fo? I've heard of pig Latin, but not fo.
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 10:57 am
When I was in grade school, we learned and all spoke fo. Drove my parents crazy cuz they never knew what the hell we were saying. And worse they never knew if we were talking about them...teehee.


OKAY - exactly what was it you were complaining about again?


TAGS: amputee disabled okami
Rating: 4.64/5

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GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 9:06 pm
So...You had/got Die-A-bee-tus?
okami - July 15, 2011, 4:18 am
well, i'm a double amputee, myself; lost both legs to Type 2 Diabetes, the second June 2011. i have serious doubts it's shopped, though i don't know the specifics of this case. i've personally known children with missing limbs, so i'll give 'im a pass.
cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:17 am
And this is not 'shopped?


VAMPIRES -


TAGS: vampire blood period drink under table pzy
Rating: 4.63/5

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dragonrider33 - March 17, 2014, 9:26 pm
THIS, is my new favorite Desktop!!
Cyberhagen - November 16, 2013, 1:28 pm
WOW.. umm.. it's good to know there are people as sick and twisted -if not more- as/than me around..lol
MrDamage - March 9, 2013, 6:48 pm
EWWWWW! 5 lions :)
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:58 pm
Just added to faves!
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:57 pm
THAT IS TWISTED! I love it! 5 of course!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:34 pm
*divorce*
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:33 pm
Can't afford the consequent dicorce, sorry... Otherwise I'd take you up on that without hesitation! Cheers!
agdaniele - February 2, 2011, 5:07 pm
Marry me, culos.
culos - February 2, 2011, 4:56 pm
I wish it was priceless, my ex costs me about $3000 a month in alimony. That's not priceless! That's a real bloods****** vampire foryou!
rerun - February 2, 2011, 4:36 pm

Priceless
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 10:56 pm

hey ice...the delay on the eyes for your avatar...creepy dude...like you're stalking someone.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 1, 2011, 10:16 pm
Really Ice?...Why can't you write one then?
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:46 pm
OBTW, in case you hadn't noticed, I love a good limerick.
ICEMAN - February 1, 2011, 9:39 pm
There once was a guy named "Psych"... He submitted one we might like... He hit a home run... When the Mods said "It's done"... Now he's giddy as a lil bitty tyke. 5
spacedog - February 1, 2011, 9:16 pm
LMAO! Amsome pzykosiz.
Reality Lord - February 1, 2011, 9:04 pm

OMG!!! n1 dude.


FURNITURE CONSPIRACY -


TAGS: cupboard cabinet wardrobe locker table
Rating: 4.61/5

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Oiler - January 15, 2013, 7:16 pm
I know this was posted a while ago....but this is priceless. 5 stubby L


L. RON HUBBARD -


TAGS: i wonder if they were sliced on a clay table
Rating: 3.83/5

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Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:12 am
---turn up leaves in a fire, close seeds in a drought, and even close flowers around animals. Or so I have been told. Never saw it happen, but that is what my Biologist claims. : /
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:11 am
Fun Fact: When a plant is in danger of being killed by any means, it DOES send out low frequency vibrations. Most scientists believe this is a "Warning System" that evolved over millions of years, helping plants stay alive. Due to this, plants can---
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:11 pm
mucho
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 11:08 pm
*nods* Sir Bone. Always a great poster to bump up too,
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:07 pm
evening youngsters
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 12:27 pm
smart 5/5
Doc - September 28, 2009, 7:20 am
Hmm. Even though tomatoes are fruits, this still holds true...
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:34 pm
*LOUDER=LAUDER
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
WHAT?...YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK LAUDER
Sean - September 27, 2009, 3:59 pm
and their screams are deafening???
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 3:56 pm
Thanks guys...I've been slicing tomatoes all week end long
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:25 pm
ahah awesome - Iv caused more agony than I thought...
Derek - September 26, 2009, 7:44 pm
Very very good.
darkangel98s - September 26, 2009, 2:38 pm
This poster is now on my screen saver motivational poster list. Cool
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 1:57 pm
I must report to Lord Xenu. He will not be pleased by this..."They've learned of the agricultural project X. Yes, they know that mankind evolved from tomatoes." 5/5
Cam - September 26, 2009, 1:41 pm
5 Tom Cruise eating lions.
great - September 26, 2009, 1:36 pm
5 5 5
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 12:49 pm
Carrot juice is murder. 5L.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
*zinger
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
That's a zingy! 5.
KDP3 - September 26, 2009, 12:20 pm
5 monkeys/lions/poodles


THE INTERNET - finally making a women's life understandable to men


TAGS: women men understandable
Rating: 4.51/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2013, 12:35 pm
Fantastic! Very well 5aid. Although, I don't see the attraction to Hendricks. The wife says it has to do with her enormous fake cans, but . . . . her face looks like the Joker.
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 2:11 am
an egg beater huh?
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 5:45 pm
Amsome! That is all i can say.


THE OVERLORD DOUCHEBAG - Occasionally leaves the safety of his Impenetrable Cardboard Fortress.


TAGS: overlord douchbag impenetrable cardboard fortress
Rating: 4.35/5

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 3:08 pm
Now sit on it and spin. 5L!


REMIND THEM -


TAGS: bird capable droppings omelette car
Rating: 4.64/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:43 pm
...And I'll show you a woman that's [most likely] "'good-looks'-impaired"!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:35 pm
Show me a tomboy who doesn't get on her feminist high horse and look for ways to be offended, who knows how to shoot, fix things, cook over fire, who doesn't play up the helpless cutesy angle to get a man to do things for her. I'll show you a dream girl.
GaryO - July 24, 2013, 10:42 pm
tomyboy, a poster, you should make one
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 24, 2013, 10:27 pm
Whatever you say champ. Car cover?, parking structure?
tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:28 pm
Except some neighborhoods do not have garages, nor do they have places to build them. These are often affluent, vibrant neighborhoods where the inhabitants spend six figures on a car and seven on a house. So get of your gynocentric high horse and can it.
Reality Lord - June 25, 2012, 7:04 pm

i lol'd...nice
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 11:31 am
If you can afford a boxster, You can afford a Garage. Don't come crying to me when you park outside your mis*****es house with your p**** extension.


PESSIMISM -




MARINE CORPS LOYALTY -


TAGS: wounded marine buddy dependable
Rating: 4.38/5

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sickartist - May 24, 2010, 6:11 pm
Army too brother 5L


REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


BREADMAN THE IMPENETRABLE -


TAGS: breadman impenetrable egyptian riots helmet
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Xraptor79

- February 6, 2011, 11:55 pm
Please explain, Haw. (WTFO)
Hawamleh - February 6, 2011, 10:46 pm
it's not as funny when you know why he has the bread up there...
Reality Lord - February 6, 2011, 8:25 am

first posters i score highly. good first effort. keep going man


SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by giulio

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


ROMANTIC SUNSETS - Not for you. For you - only rainy days. And miserable loneliness.


TAGS: romantic sunsets rainy days miserable loneliness rnr
Rating: 2.41/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 3, 2008, 1:10 am
I don't. Is it from a film? How many words? Can we play charades?
Sean - October 2, 2008, 7:15 pm
Uhmm, still here ... c'mon, somebody has to recognize this window ...
AdAm - October 2, 2008, 6:44 pm
that's what this site used to be. not stupid sh*t like we always get subjected to. way to take it back to the roots RnR
RnR - September 5, 2008, 11:21 am
erm, i borrowed the picture :s
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 5, 2008, 11:16 am
RnR, did you take this picture? It's striking. BTW, great demotivation!
RnR - September 5, 2008, 6:19 am
It's a Belgian window...
Sean - September 5, 2008, 1:29 am
(But seriously, if your recognise this window, then call your mom now and tell her to untie me and let me the f*** out ... I gotta get to work ... please.)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:48 am
(Hey motifakers, doesn't that just look so much like the window ... of your parent's basement -- as seen from the inside?)
Sean - September 5, 2008, 12:46 am
(Great.)


2012 - COMPLETE BOLLOCKS -




THE COOKIE MONSTER - Fruits and vegetables, what the hell have they done to him!!!


TAGS: fruits vegetables cookie monster
Rating: 4.59/5

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jackandsally - October 29, 2011, 1:49 am
LOVE IT


CAT VS MOUSE -


TAGS: cat mouse reasonable
Rating: 3.08/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 25, 2013, 4:18 pm
That is cuuuute!


MINNESOTA CONVERTABLE - I just looove the feel of -33F wind blowing through my hair.


TAGS: minnesota convertable snow hair winter
Rating: 4/5

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dragonrider33 - April 4, 2014, 10:49 pm
Awesome has now been revealed, All Kneel before the Master.
CANADA - February 17, 2010, 11:44 pm
I want an old Nash Metro now
redhdsrbst - February 16, 2010, 10:31 pm
If it sits long enough to freeze, your not doing it right ;)
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:10 pm
the problem is you gota keep you beer warmed up or it will feeeze :( hard stuff at the shack for cold days
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:07 pm
Add a kegerator and you can bring the bar with you! I hear Iceman can hook you up!
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:04 pm
cant forget the paddle tracks and lots of picks
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:03 pm
Oh, and a lift kit.
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 4:02 pm
I'd run a turbo sprint motor. gives you in cab heat and lots of power.d***! now i really want one
MO - February 16, 2010, 4:00 pm
You'd end up trying to install twin turbos. And a hurst shifter....
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:58 pm
my town is right on the lake, I could go strait from the shack to the bar with this baby!
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:57 pm
This would be sweet for ice fishing.
MO - February 16, 2010, 3:53 pm
A little slow for your taste eh Canada? Slowing down in your old age? XD
CANADA - February 16, 2010, 3:46 pm
SWEET! i want one!


RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by giulio

elf25s - May 23, 2017, 8:13 pm
exception to the rule are two toughest red shirts to be on star trek scotty and uhura
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am
ha, everybody's a crip


V.I.K.Y. - Her logic is undeniable




THE FRENCH ARMY? - That's a thing now?


TAGS: french army imaginary unbelieveable
Rating: 4.07/5

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rodangol - January 14, 2012, 7:01 pm
Wears cravats, and shoots knives without using their hands!


MEANWHILE - In the Congressional vegetable garden




CHUCK NORRIS - He Could Have Been The Only expendable


TAGS: chuck noris expendable chucknorris chuck
Rating: 2.75/5

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maoworks2 - September 30, 2012, 3:52 pm
Chuck Norris Who ?
pzykosiz - August 15, 2010, 8:41 pm
sorry man. the chuck norris jokes have passed their use by date here


MR M -




PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."


TAGS: fat fatty fatso unbelievable splits fail owned why
Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:56 pm
Ooooops another 5...I just can't stop myself


WITHOUT YOU - I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.




MIDDLE MANAGEMENT -




TIME FOR A NAME CHANGE -


TAGS: reliable crane destroy house fail
Rating: 4.53/5

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Bolverk - February 20, 2012, 4:15 pm
God way of remiding you to check the load weight before trying to slew outside your base.


PLEASE JOIN ME - This is a delightful table, we'll have some wine and... OH MY GOD, WE'RE IN A HUGE SKULL!!


TAGS: skull optical illusion doris wine table funny
Rating: 2.86/5

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wolfie - April 20, 2009, 6:02 pm
now there's an interesting a***ogy on love
Khatmonsuk - February 14, 2009, 4:47 am
Hahahahaha x).


Vegan Joke #10 -




COMMON SENSE -


TAGS: common sense rare valuable
Rating: 4.67/5

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rerun - December 27, 2012, 7:47 pm

motitwist too


FIRST CAME T.V. DINNERS - Now this!


TAGS: disposable society
Rating: 4.55/5

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MissPriss - December 3, 2012, 7:26 pm
Thankfully my mommy never gave up...yet.


Reusable Shopping Bags -


TAGS: reusable bags green hypocrisy
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:41 pm
I at least have good intentions. I bring all my bags, but forget them in the back of my '98 Chevy Blazer.
Cannabal - August 25, 2013, 1:41 am
But surely the lack of polyethylene bags easily offsets the gasoline consumption of my Hummer!


LICKABLE GLASS - It tastes of Snozberries




MINES -




~DOGS~ - Remember. You were the one that thought it was adorable to let him keep licking your face.




I KNEW IT - They're trained that way


TAGS: i bet cable guys are too
Rating: 3.74/5

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Occupo Noctis - December 13, 2009, 9:11 pm
If they ever switch away from diesel engines.. they'll be able to get away with this. I hear them coming the block over!


CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY... - It is highly unlikely that you'll ever be held accountable for the actions of your enemies.




RED SHIRTS -




LADY GAGA - Fashion On Crack


TAGS: lady gaga beautiful fashion fashinable unique
Rating: 1.71/5

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Fatt Matt - February 1, 2010, 2:57 pm
Better safe than sorry, Bovee. Use fire.
Bovee - February 1, 2010, 2:39 pm
Just dont know what to say. i am sitting on the fence on if its h** or if i need to kill it to save the rest of you.
LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 2:25 pm
Why is the word "fashion" in there? It works better if you leave it out.


PEOPLE WITH GLASS TABLES - SHOULD NOT THROW TANTRUMS




Vegan Joke #3 -


TAGS: vegan joke vegetable coma
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - April 16, 2014, 10:05 pm
Good...more bacon for me.
motifayk - April 16, 2014, 7:28 am
Unfortunately I do not think it is fad. More and more people are becoming Vegan.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:32 am
This whole vegan fad will soon disappear - alas, not soon enough. And honestly, no doubt you agree, that's what this is - a fad. I'm curious, not so much WHEN, but HOW it'll go down. Bwahahaha!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:25 am
Moo ha ha.
MissPriss - April 2, 2014, 2:32 am
Thanks crotchety...I know a few vegans and these are being emailed out to them. Gawd they hate me sometimes...teehee


GRAVITY -


TAGS: disabled handicap dreams aspiration reality
Rating: 4.96/5

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Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:07 pm
Just saw this one for the first time. Amazing.
spacedog - November 8, 2010, 5:58 pm
Incredible.
forseti - November 8, 2010, 1:14 pm
so sad!


ALCOHOLIC -




TOC - Education Is Important I Got You A Periodic Table For Your B-Day


TAGS: toc periodic table
Rating: 4.62/5

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thatonechick - June 12, 2010, 8:44 am
Sweet! Where can I pick that up?!? I really want that.


ARE YOU SURE - no one is following us?


TAGS: that would be inconceivable
Rating: 4.53/5

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union - October 10, 2010, 1:51 pm
I just happen to look back, and something is there.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
It's completely and totally inconceivable!


The Ubiquitous I-Pad -


TAGS: i pad tablet
Rating: 4.5/5

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Oldsod - February 27, 2014, 9:18 pm
Ah...that reminds me of my school days...


THAT'S JUST LIKE A REDNECK -


TAGS: with all due respect to sean connery untouchables misquote
Rating: 4.42/5

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mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:36 pm
And he didn't bring him.
mucwhore - August 16, 2011, 7:35 pm
It's not a woman. It's his son.
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:51 am
Nice. 5 Human shields for you!


VERY SPECIFIC DISABILITY -


TAGS: disabled parking fail rainbow poo
Rating: 4.35/5

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koloheiole - January 8, 2013, 10:51 pm
This is exactly what i was thinking... lol
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 3:29 pm
Or for people that have their heads stuck up their arses teehee.


FREEDOM ROAD -


TAGS: oil renewable energy fossil fuels solar energy
Rating: 3.89/5

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Derek - May 30, 2010, 6:38 pm
- that and being really hungry all the time.


EFFORTLESS - I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.


TAGS: manageable cinch
Rating: 4.92/5

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spanko1 - March 10, 2012, 8:21 am
WTF they stole my poster!!!!
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 10:15 pm
Hey, look what I found... http://www.lolbrary.com/post/13295/effortless/


GREYBEARD SPEEDO -


TAGS: fashionable swimwear greybeards
Rating: 4.6/5

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ICEMAN - February 25, 2011, 7:11 pm
Cowabunga Dude!!! Hangin' 5


SETTING PERSONAL GOALS - Setting goals is admirable and encouraged often. You, my friend, have set this one too high. You shall never reach it.




NICK NOLTE - The Unkillable Party Animal ...




TIME TO GET A REAL LIFE - Timmy


TAGS: timmy s girlfriend is inflatable
Rating: 3.8/5

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MustyK - March 9, 2010, 3:34 pm
Lift your game Mo.
MO - March 8, 2010, 8:04 am
Pot .. Calling .. Kettel Black. Just a few words that come to mind.


AESOP'S FABLES - now more kid friendly without the wolf, which is replaced by a lizard... which is actually getting the bone out of the storks throat.... what?




LIFE LESSONS - I used to love women, then I got married. Cured me of that little problem


TAGS: yes you too can be miserable and without *** just marry your girlfriend
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - November 15, 2009, 9:43 pm
Compared to furries. They make you pay BIG for making them wear those costumes. Wait...errrr...Look a distraction! 5/5
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 9:41 pm
Do you know how expensive sheep are?
Sean - November 15, 2009, 9:37 pm
Compared to farm animals?
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 9:35 pm
h***ers obviously, so much cheaper.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
So what now? Dudes? Farm animals? Dude farm animals? Furries?


TIME TRAVEL - Not always the most "groovy" thing.


TAGS: ash boom stick not every syllable
Rating: 3.67/5

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PhxDebbie - July 13, 2010, 9:08 am
5 Boomsticks
crazyfreddy - July 12, 2010, 4:42 pm
Aww Bruce Campbell one of Icon in horror movies . Great choice of picture . 5L


HOLD ONTO LOVE -


TAGS: if you hold on tight enough they wont be able to get that restraining order
Rating: 3.55/5

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The Goat - September 29, 2009, 6:37 am
Hmmm. That kitty looks just like mine!


HONOR -




MR.MOTIFAKE - Best of luck with the server upgrages


TAGS: server cables
Rating: 3.43/5

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CANADA - August 19, 2009, 12:16 pm
guess the server move is done now
Airman - July 29, 2009, 12:29 pm
LOL - all I could think of was SEGAGIV?
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 11:15 am
stop wine-ing
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 10:32 am
No prob...and I say leave it as is...with the comment trail it's punny this way.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 10:31 am
just realized sorry
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 10:30 am
So...you missed what I did there?
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 10:30 am
dammit so did you. upgrade!!!!!!!!!!!!
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 10:28 am
You misspelled udgra** again.
CANADA - July 29, 2009, 10:23 am
dammit i misspelled uggrade


RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature early death expendable crew price destiny sad bad day tv show star trek
Rating: 3.34/5

More motifakes by giulio

Zed - October 26, 2009, 12:39 am
No, guys, it's only the male redshirts who end up dead. With the female ones, it's "She's PREGNANT, Jim."
Derek - October 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
The blood doesn't show up as much.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:21 am
That's a great mental image...in zero gravity. 5/5
temp - September 20, 2009, 2:50 am
Quick, if you don't want to die, take your red shirts off.... I didn't say to put on another color shirt, just take off the one you have. :D


A CHRISTMAS RIDDLE - What does a huge inflatable Santa, the Hulk, a skeletal Homer and Elmo have in common?


TAGS: christmas riddle inflatable santa hulk homer elmo
Rating: 2.92/5

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xxCrimsonVoidxx - December 11, 2009, 5:17 pm
The hulk is about to jump down and wreck them all?
LogicDude - December 4, 2009, 12:20 pm
They were all on the Guest List at the last State Dinner, but didn't get in?
GreyScorpion - December 4, 2009, 12:02 pm
they're all in my neighbors front yard? 5 Clark Griswolds


TABLE MANNERS - T-Rex has none.




UNSPEAKABLE -




do you hear banjos? -


TAGS: greybeard innovation party table
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:55 pm
Guy out here has one but on wheels and drives it around town. Umbrella and cold beer sitting on a moving picnic table...life is good.
MrStupidGir - March 25, 2014, 6:02 pm
I'm totally building one of these this summer, hope the coast guards are cool with it


vegetables -


TAGS: bug eattin vegetables
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:15 pm

NEENER NEENER


DONT WORRY -


TAGS: hickey noticable
Rating: 4.88/5

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Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 5:29 am
At least she found a man not just after a pretty face. He always looked for the girls with a brain...


MONSTERS IN THE CLOSET - Have nothing on fresh vegetables when it comes to a kid.




FINE DINING THE RL WAY -


TAGS: usual table dining out rl
Rating: 4.84/5

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Airman - April 14, 2011, 12:12 pm
sounds delicious RL
NotoriousGIL - April 14, 2011, 2:55 am
LOL
Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:21 pm

i rarely go out airman. i usually use the star trek cookbook. all the recipes are for one....lol.
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 11:21 pm
"Winning"!
Greeny - April 13, 2011, 8:23 pm
It's like a time-out booth!


TOUGH LOVE -




RELIABILITY -


TAGS: steadfast dependable persistent monotonous regular
Rating: 4.58/5

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Verdeckt - March 10, 2011, 6:03 pm
Ain't that the truth, 5 corporate kiss a**es


SKYPE - Like the meal at a family restuarant, you can pretty up the food all you want but it won't change the crappy service.


TAGS: unreliable social media
Rating: 4.2/5

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Bolverk3778 - March 2, 2013, 7:34 pm
Nope no upgrade, just a hard day firing off more CV's looking for work. a bad case of keyboard fatigue.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 5:48 pm
You wouldn't happen to have been updated by MS lately? Bahaha, just kidding. I do multies a lot when the site seems to be running a little slow. Thanks for the comment Bolverk.
Bolverk3778 - March 1, 2013, 5:30 pm
Sorry for the case of fat thumbs.
Bolverk3778 - March 1, 2013, 5:29 pm
The service went Crappy after Skype was bought by MS, every time MS 'upgrades' Skype something gets Bug#ered up. Just like the 'upgrades' for Windows.
Bolverk3778 - March 1, 2013, 5:27 pm
The service went Crappy after Skype was bought by MS, every time MS 'upgrades' Skype something gets Bug#ered up. Just like the 'upgrades' for Windows.
Bolverk3778 - March 1, 2013, 5:27 pm
The service went Crappy after Skype was bought by MS, every time MS 'upgrades' Skype something gets Bug#ered up. Just like the 'upgrades' for Windows.


ONLY IN AMERICA -




SATISFACTION - Girls like 'em well hung But the ability to stand long and strong matters equally....




VICTORY ON THE HORIZON -


TAGS: operation yumper pables
Rating: 4.06/5

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Produceman117 - December 21, 2009, 10:49 pm
Aggy... 5.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 9:43 pm
Muchas gracias, todo!
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 9:31 pm
El Sinko
GreyScorpion - December 21, 2009, 9:27 pm
It's the pitch....Aggy swings.......and it's OUT OF HERE!! 5 "Get 'er dones"
CANADA - December 21, 2009, 9:25 pm
LOL!!


APPLE TABLET - Not what everybody expected




THE REWARD - Is unimaginable.




FINANCIAL PROBLEMS - It Seems That, When They Strike, They Hit The Public Services Section Of Government First And Hardest




HORROR - No bacon! Not even meat Just vegetables


TAGS: rnr bacon meat vegetables burgers cheese
Rating: 2.91/5

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Nabs - July 28, 2009, 8:55 pm
Either way, I'd go to TOWN on that salad!
Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 4:19 pm
It does look good.. minus the cheese. Can't do dairy
SGT P - October 19, 2008, 4:16 pm
Looks yummy to me. Though some chicken would be nice...
RnR - September 26, 2008, 3:40 am
it's Feta cheese i think... still horrible
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 26, 2008, 2:35 am
No, that's cheese, you can tell because it has way more texture on the surface than tofu could have. I like tofu. Honest, I'm not even saying that because of this brainsquid attached to my head.
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 5:00 pm
I don;t even think that's cheese! That's tofu! Holy ****! Eating this instead of food is like cuddling instead of having ***!


Genetic Enginering -




X PLAY - Giving bad game reviews since 1998. Fable 2 best game of '08?! Yeah right...




THE TITANTIC - It sank


TAGS: don t challege nature the unsinkable thats just asking for it
Rating: 1.94/5

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agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 1:03 am
001L, dude.
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 1:03 am
I approved it.... what's your point?


HUMAN TORCH -


TAGS: sweaty itchy internal burns flammable
Rating: 4.5/5

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GeorgiZhukov - October 22, 2010, 12:35 am
Ouch, been there done that my friend. I feel your pain.


HUCKLEBERRY HOUND -


TAGS: unpredictable fabulous lion
Rating: 4.41/5

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ICEMAN - April 12, 2011, 11:19 pm
Thou dost speaketh the truth x 5.


NO MATTER WHAT -




LARRY THE FIRST - GET-R- DONE CABLE GUY


TAGS: cable
Rating: 4.17/5

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maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:08 am
Looks Like Ronny ?
MPsniper - May 13, 2012, 7:58 am
antics like that are the very reason we have OSHA. i am a construction worker, and im glad OSHA is there. it keeps our contractors honest.


TABLE MANNERS - They are a damn side better than yours!




TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: helmet tough vegetable juice faceplant
Rating: 4/5

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jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 7:55 pm
Gonna feel that one in the morning


TORNADO COUNTRY - at least the buildings are sturdy




SCIENCE FICTION - For our red neck brothers science fiction is now FACT! Take that Asimov!


TAGS: science fiction how s that portable toilet
Rating: 3.5/5

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Haarakkon - July 7, 2010, 7:03 pm
Don't be overthinkin' it, my kiwi friend.
GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:38 pm
I thouhgt it was, "do you think anybody will buy it?"
Chef - July 7, 2010, 6:34 pm
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
Derek - July 7, 2010, 6:15 pm
I've read quite a bit of Asimov years ago, but... can you enlighten us as to how the picture relates Chef?


APPRECIATION -


TAGS: unlickable
Rating: 3.32/5

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Airman - March 16, 2010, 6:38 pm
LOL
Sean - March 16, 2010, 6:27 pm
Belated response to "temp": no sir, they would not. Go back to not thinking, offline.
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:12 am
Ya know... my comment and this pic might make a pretty good poster. idk, just thinking on-line.
temp - October 11, 2009, 12:10 am
His balls! He wanted them back after the operation so he would still have something to lick!
Briton of Rose - October 10, 2009, 4:51 am
Rule 63 is the "gender switching" rule, which sort of applies in this situation. Too bad the old boy won't be instigating any "Rule 34" action after this.
spacedog - October 9, 2009, 10:55 pm
IDK...ignore Derek?
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 10:48 pm
rule 63 strikes again...what's the rule?
spacedog - October 9, 2009, 10:44 pm
PPHHHTTT! Well obviously I was mistaken... I meant Unbreakable. *checks to see if the wife is around*
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:41 pm
No, that was Unbreakable. Unlickable was the p***o.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:39 pm
What a twist!
spacedog - October 9, 2009, 10:39 pm
Ha! Nice work Sean. Wasn't unlickable an M. Night Shamalamadingdong movie?
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:18 pm
Mother of...


RED SHIRT -




HEY!!!!! - Don't make fun of disabled people


TAGS: disabled wheel chair awesome
Rating: 3.08/5

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Faceplant31 - September 2, 2010, 10:57 am
1L, don't repeat the pic


CURIOSITY -


TAGS: life time human nature boredom cure death expendable people stupid choice suicide dorothy parker quote
Rating: 2.96/5

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Derek - August 26, 2009, 7:21 pm
Death cured Dorothy Parker. I'm sure it would work for curiosity too.
BoneCD - August 26, 2009, 1:56 pm
You know giulio your stuff just gets better and better


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